Things You Don’t Say to Your Wife.

Tim Hawkins, a Christian comedian, provides friendly advice on what not to say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life. His satirical song captures those moments when we don’t think before we speak. Let’s take a look at some of the hilarious lines from the song: “Hey honey, have you gained some weight in your rear-end?” – Probably not the best way to start a conversation about body image! 😅“That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend.” – Comparing your wife to an ex? Definitely not a winning move!“And where’d you get those shoes? I think they’re pretty lame.” – Ah, the classic critique of fashion choices. Proceed with caution! Tim wraps up his examples in the chorus, singing, “If you’re a man who wants to live a long and happy life, these are the things you don’t say to your wife.” Wise words, indeed! 🙌And hey, if you ever need more marital wisdom, feel free to ask—I’m here to help! 💬🤗