The singer warns men against marriage: It’s fun at first, but wait till you’re stuck “with a wife and (sixteen) half-starved kids.” “So keep away from the girls… For when they are wed, they will bang you on the head With the bald-headed end of a broom” Written by Harry Bennett in 1877 sung by Grandpa Jones. I also try to worn the young guys — but you know: “We are in love”