Tummy Gummers and HORS D’OEUVRES

2 short Them Poems to finish the week Tummy Gummers: How ’bout them tummy gummers, ain’t they dummies? Havin’ they fun of gummen their tummies.
Gummen them haunches out of they mind. Runnin’ ’round shoutin’, “It’s tummy gummen time!” Lookit them tummy gummers, lurkin’ in the yard, waitin’ for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain’t they dummocks? Runnin’ through the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs.
How to be a tummy gummer, no way to shut it. Grab an abdomen and rear off and gum it!

THEM HORS D’OEUVRES: How about them Hors D’oeuvres, ain’t they sweet? Little piece of cheese and little piece of meat!

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